Controversies schmontroversies, the real story of our beloved governor is his hair. Lovely, luxurious and wind-proof, Rod’s coif defies the laws of physics and inspires bitter envy from comb-over kings and hairless hipsters. So, what’s a governor to do? How about try a new do? Oh, and bonus, a new look could prove useful if Rod needs to make a run for it from the feds.
